I smoke a lot. 
I'm not talking weed or pot, 
I smoke the regular stuff. 
I smoke a lot. 

And if you're a smoker too, 
you've got to know sometimes it's tough 
to be in healthy company. 
People who always say: 
'You smoke a lot, 

Imagine the amount of money 
you could save if you'd quit. 
You smoke a lot, 
by now you'd have a bike- 
Aren't you concerned about the kids... 

Well, of course, sure I am, 
concerned a bit. 
But about that bike, 
I could get killed with it. 
And is that what you really want, 
it's not. 

So I smoke a lot, 
I smoke a lot. 
My god I smoke a lot, and I feel fine, 
I smoke a lot. 

I smoke a lot, 
sometimes it's great, 
sometimes it's not, 
I smoke a lot.