I can't write 
And I can't sing 
I can't do anything 
I can't read 
And I can't spell
I can't even get to hell 
I can't love 
And I can't hate
I can't even hesitate 
I can't dance 
And I can't walk 
I can't even try to talk 

Freedom tried to strangle me 
With my plastic popper beads 
But I hit him back 
With my pet rat 
Yeah I hit him back 
With my pet rat 

I can't spit
And I can't kick 
I can't even be thick 
I can't read 
And I can't spell 
I can't even get to hell 
I can't love 
And I can't hate 
I can't even hesitate 
I can't dance 
And I can't walk 
I can't even try to talk